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Sleeping Child Towed With Car

Luckily, a Dallas tow truck driver realized his mistake and returned the car and child

76 Year Perfect Record Destroyed

A 93 year old man has finally given up driving after destroying a couple of Porches, ruining his lengthy perfect driving record

Jesus Appears In Hospital Window

An image of a crying Jesus Christ appeared in a window at a Florida hospital. Why was he crying? Officials say, "Allergies"

8 Year Old Forced To End Marriage

A Yemeni court has terminated an 8 year old's marriage to her 30 year old husband.

Argument Goes From Zero To Crazy

What began as a marital spat, ended with a wife speeding down the highway with her husband clinging to the hood of her car

Patient Steals Ride Home

A recently discharged patient found an unusual way to get home - in an ambulance

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